Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Pembroke Welsh Corgi ...

This is the second breed. While I've wanted a PWC (named "Ein") for many years now, Samoyeds have their own lovable qualities. Corgi are small, but sturdy. Halpert might be taller than one. I'd like a dog that I could wrestle with and use as a pillow. I could do this with a corgi, but the Samoyed's coat resembles a massive cotton ball.




Description: The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is a most agreeable small house dog with an affectionate nature. They have become closely associated with the British monarchy. They were highly popular in the 20th century among royalty. In 1933 the Duke of York obtained for his daughter a Pembroke puppy and they remained a royal favorite. They have also been owned by Queen Elizabeth II and King George VI. The Corgi is an intelligent and remarkably alert breed who is wary of strangers and makes a very good watchdog. Although known for their bark being worse than their bite, they do have a tendency to nip at the heels of people and this trait should be discouraged at a young age in order to remove it. The Pembroke requires companionship and without this may develop undesirable methods of seeking attention. Differences between the Pembroke and the Cardigan: The Pembroke has straighter legs; is not quite as long bodied; the head is generally more wedged-shaped; the ears are smaller and closer together; they are usually lighter; and they do not have a tail or as bushy a tail as the Cardigan. They are often born without a tail at all. They can often appear sprightly in character and are quite confident. Active and devoted, this little dog can be quite amusing in character and appearance at times. They get along with children and other pets, their sturdiness making them suitable companions for even large dogs. Pembroke Welsh Corgis are said to have the heart of a large dog in a dwarfed body, making them an ideal companion.

Type: Herding Dog
Height: Males: 10 - 12 inches; Females: 10-12 inches.
Weight: Males: 25 - 30 lbs.; Females: 24 -28 lbs.

Colors: Red, sable, fawn, or black and tan. Any of these colors can be with or without white makings on the legs and other parts of the body.
Coat: Medium length fur and straight with a dense undercoat; never soft, wavy or wiry. It is water-resistant.

Temperament: Pembroke Welsh Corgis are active, alert and obedient. They are quick-witted, very intelligent and easy to train. They are fun-loving, love to be with their families, but can be stubborn. Pembroke Welsh Corgis are devoted, loyal, willing to please and quirky. They tend to bark a lot, however, and are prone to nipping at your heels in order to herd you. This can be overcome with training. Pembroke Welsh Corgis are also very good with children, and get along well with other pets. They can be stubborn or headstrong. They are sturdy, loving and handsome little dogs.
With Children: Yes, good, but children should not tease them and should probably be supervised when with a Corgi.
With Pets: Yes, they are good with other pets.
Special Skills: Herding dog and family pet.

Watch-dog: Very High. Pembroke Welsh Corgis are especially high on alert.
Guard-dog: Medium. They can be moderately effective when warding off danger.

Care and Exercise: Bi-weekly grooming with a comb or brush for about 10 minutes is needed for this breed. Bathe Pembroke Welsh Corgis only when necessary. Shedding is bi-annually, and brushing should be done even more during this time to remove dead hairs. Exercise is necessary to prevent weight gain, as this breed can become overweight easier than other breeds. Therefore daily walks are highly recommended, but play sessions should also do the trick.
Training: Very intelligent and not difficult to train. They are quite obedient.
Learning Rate: Very high. Obedience - High. Problem Solving - High.

Activity: Indoors - Medium - High. Outdoors - Very High.
Special Needs: Grooming, socialization, and training.
Living Environment: Apartment life is adequate for the Pembroke Welsh Corgi as long as sufficient exercise is provided. Keep in mind that they have a big bark and should not be left alone for long periods of time. Owners should desire a busy, intelligent dog who is loyal and playful. The best owner for this breed would be an active family living in a suburban or rural home.

Health Issues: Unfortunately, Pembroke Welsh Corgis are prone to slipped disks in the spine or intervertebral disc disease, hip dysplasia, degenerative myelopathy, epilepsy, bladder stones, hereditary eye diseases such as PRA (Progressive Retinal Atrophy) and obesity.

Life Span: 11 - 14 years.
Litter Size: 5 - 8 puppies.

Country of Origin: Wales
History: Accepted as being of Spitz origin, it is believed that the forefathers of the Pembroke were introduced by Flemish weavers to the Celts in the 1100s. And some believe the breed goes back as far as 950 A.D. It has been suggested that its origins consist of a combination of primitive progenitors of the Keeshond, Pomeranian, Schipperkes and Swedish Vallhund. They were developed further in Pembrokeshire, Wales, hence the name. The Cardigan Welsh Corgi came first, by which the Pembroke was later produced. The Pembroke only became popular after a dog show in which the judges thought the two variations were too dissimilar, and therefore separated them. Only until after they were separated did the Pembroke's popularity rise! The Pembroke is and was smaller than the Cardigan, not as long and with further spaced ears. They also retained different colorings and were mostly born tailless. A favorite of British royalty, they have been a working dog since the 11th century with their job of controlling the movement of cattle by nipping their heels. This is what has contributed today to the breed nipping at the heels of their owners. They were used as an all-purpose farming dog that was both a cattle herder and drover of geese! They were once owned by King George VI and Queen Elizabeth II. The breed was first entered into a dog show and a club formed in 1926. By 1934 they had been recognized by the AKC. By the 1960s the breed flourished as one of the most popular breeds all over the world, mostly in Britain. Today the breed is still quite popular among many countries.

Samoyeds ...

I will be adopting a dog in a few months, and here's one of two breeds I am considering.





Samoyed Profile

The Samoyed is a good-natured, kind, somewhat mischievous, family dog who has a fondness for people, especially children. They have developed over the years in close proximity with people, and therefore love to be around them. The beauty of a Samoyed is in its smile, which extends from ear to ear and will attract attention when they are out. An owner of a Samoyed should be somebody who is willing to give of their time in both grooming and activity. Samoyeds do not shed, instead you will find their woolly undercoat coming out like white balls of fluff floating through the air. Their coat is also odorless, which is why it has been used in the past for spinning wool. The Samoyed, or Smiling Sammy, used to come in colors of white, black, or white and black. Today however, the white has become so popular that black hardly ever shows up anymore. A truly white Sammy is said to have a silver glow on the coat. They are medium sized dogs that can have a range of eye colors, in which blue is included. Samoyeds are extremely friendly, welcoming and lively. The Samoyed has become a popular pet in America today for these very reasons.

Other Names: Samoyedskaya, Smiling Sammy, Sammy

Type: Northern Breeds

Height: Females: 18 - 21 inches; Males: 21 - 23.5 inches.
Weight: 35 - 65 lbs.

Colors:
Pure white, white and biscuit, cream. Truly white Sammy's outer coats are silver-tipped.
Coat: Harsh, but not wiry, and straight with a thick, soft, short undercoat.

Temperament: Samoyeds are intelligent, alert, affectionate and friendly. They are very people oriented. Samoyeds are gentle, lively, and can be mischievous. They are not completely obedient, and can be independent. They love to be around their owners and family, however. They get along with children and other pets well. Samoyeds are game to tackle any task thrown their way, and enjoy doing a job.
With Children: Yes, loves children.
With Pets: Yes, but prefers children.
Special Skills: Herding dog, watchdog, sled dog, hunting dog and family pet.

Watch-dog: Very High. A Sammy will give low growls or sharp barks when strangers approach.
Guard-dog: Low. These dogs are a friend to all.

Samoyed Care and Training: Brushing of their coat two to three times a week is necessary, plus extra care should be taken during bi-annual shedding. Bathe only when necessary. Samoyeds need a reasonable amount of daily exercise which should consist of walks, free exercise in yard or large area and some type of working activity. Training should begin early for a Samoyed puppy as they can be willful if bored. They can also become mischievous.
Learning Rate: High. Obedience - Low. Problem Solving - High. Sammy's can be difficult to train, and intractable when uninterested or commanded harshly. They can be slightly independent.

Activity: High.
Special Needs: Attention, exercise, grooming and training.
Living Environment: Rural or suburban. Samoyeds will adapt to kennel living if their daily activity involves people. They are unsuited for hot climate because of their heavy coat. The best owner for this breed would be an active and involved family living in the suburbs or country.

Samoyed Health Issues: Hip dysplasia, diabetes, cardiac problems, eye problems, skin allergies, renal problems and bloat. Bloat is a health issue to most dogs, being the second largest killer of dogs other than cancer, but Samoyeds can be particularly susceptible to it because of their deep chests.

Life Span: 12 - 14 years.
Litter Size: 5 - 9 puppies.

Country of Origin: Russia, Siberia, other Scandinavian countries
Samoyed History: Samoyeds are named after a nomadic tribe which lived in the tundra of northern Russia, in Siberia. Another breed very similar to the Samoyed was named the Nenets Laika, named after the Nentsy tribe. They were used as a herd and guard dog responsible for keeping masses of reindeer together. They were chosen specifically for their non-hunting abilities and urges, so that they would not accidentally attack the reindeer, but keep them safe. The breed is especially friendly, and has been bred down this way due to their close proximity with humans over the years. They were said to even share the chooms, or portable tents, with the tribes they traveled with. Back then, the breed could be either black, white or black and white. The white color became predominant due to popularity. In the 1890s, Fridtjof Nansen and Ernest Shackleton attempted the first polar expedition with this breed, using white and black and whites. In Siberia, fur traders took hold of the breed and brought some species to England. Other English travelers came upon the breed, such as Ernest Kilburn-Scott in 1889, and brought it back to England with them. Kilburn-Scott was so impressed with the breed that he brought several of the breed back with him and began breeding the Samoyed. On the first trip to the South Pole in 1911, a Samoyed named "Etah" traveled with Roald Amundsen on his quest. It is thought that only 12 dogs of the Samoyed type were the breed base for all the Samoyeds that exist today. When the breed reached America it became very popular, and the white coloration became nearly universal. They are still is used today as a reindeer guard dog in reindeer breeding programs in Eastern Siberia and the Kamchatka Peninsula.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The "Spark"...

I had an online conversation with a good friend recently. It was thought provoking, despite all the misspellings. :-)

M : there was a guy
M : named louis
M : when i was young
M : he really was an influence on me
M : he was a person that was in the original punk scene
M : so he was slightly older
M : in bands
M : moved to nyc
M : late 70s early 80s
M : i found out he died a few years back
M : in alabany ny
M : motorcycle accident
M : he was greatly loved
M : and became a filmmaker
M : indie of course

M : he was a true anarchist spirit
M : and a great pal
M : im only telling you because i think you would have gotten along
J : Because of our mutual dislike of the government?
M : he just reminds me of you

M : i remember him complaining about things..he was unhealthy
M : and one day he really just took off
M : and excelled
M : i think you will too
M : to be frank
M : you have more in you than you allot
M : you are often self deprecating
M : and honestly..i think you are pretty special
M : youll find a niche

M : he talked just like you
M : when we were young
M : the pressure in you will build up..youll see..and when the road ahead finally becomes clear..youll burn up the track
M : right now you are building steam
M : but itll come
M : you are still very young.

J : I would not be satisfied with a so-called "normal" life.
M : thats very true
M : and good to remember
J : I used to envy how everyone (my peers) has found "their place"
M : that takes time
M : its not an obvious path
M : especially for a complicated person
M : in the grand scheme of things..you are just starting
M : stay free and open to possibility
M : ...anyway..just reading about louis and seeing him well loved and had a very full life..it reminded me of his angst and how he sounded a lot like you

M : Do anything creative
M : its the only thing to save ppl like us
M : u have obvious intelligence and spark

M : this world is geared towards idiots
M : that this society rewards ppl that parrot information (without understanding), produce without rocking the boat, and have the ability to stand in line well and wait there turn with the other cattle
M : if you are not like that...
M : if you have independent thouht..this world is not for you
M : so you have to be smart
M : and not succumb to malaise

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Pregnancy Doesn't Make You Divine...

(From "Best of Craigslist")

Date: 2009-01-11, 12:40AM PST

Yeah, we get it - You're pregnant. BIG FUCKING DEAL. It's not like you went to school for three years and had to take some excruciating multi-day certification. It's not like you saved a Golden Retriever puppy from getting run over by a bus load of Norwegian tourists. It's not like you cured macular degeneration. YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND TOOK A MAN-MUSTARD INJECTION... Wow. Way to go. I am amazed you made it through such a mentally and physically demanding challenge that probably lasted all of 45 seconds (either natural or lab-grown.)

And now we are suppose to fawn all over you. We are suppose to act like it's so incredibly difficult to get pregnant, and that you are now this pristine chalice of life -Something that deserves to be worshiped and adored.

Feel sick in the mornings? Do your feet hurt cause they are swelling? Gotta buy new clothes because you are 12 weeks along and have already put on 19 pounds? NOT MY PROBLEM. Do your job like you are suppose to and shut the hell up already.

…Oh btw - Quit using your pregnancy as an excuse to stuff your gullet each and every chance you get. When you proudly stand up at the staff party and announce that "The baby wants" an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Super Fudge Chunk, a liter of Dr. Pepper, some curly fries THEN TELL THE BABY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Now what exactly do I have to look forward to for the next two or three years..? A constant stream of verbal diarrhea such as "little Bobby went to the toilet and pooped all by himself - But he forgot to wipe and then sat on the floor to pull his pants up! It was so precious, but there was poop everywhere!" or “I'm sorry I'm 40 minutes late, you see I have a four-year-old in potty training and we had an accident." or "I don't feel comfortable doing the speed limit, my baby is only two months old - You can go around." FUCK YOU.

Two years after that and now I'm stuck behind you at the concession stand - And guess what? You feel it's important to empower your child. It doesn't matter that there are nine people behind you, you want little Bobby to make his own choice when it comes to artificially flavored processed movie snacks. By God, Bobby is special. He must be because that’s what all the Nike commercials say. There is only one Bobby and he is different from every other person on this earth. He is special by God, and he will be raised knowing he is special. And now, little Bobby has been standing there with his little index finger in his little mouth, staring at all the choices for the last FULL minute. But you aren't the type of parent to acknowledge the fact that many people are waiting for little Bobby to make up his little mind. You don't say something like "Hurry and choose something or I will choose for you" or even better “Other people are waiting, make up your mind” - Not you. Instead, you turn to the sea of humanity that has formed a marginally cohesive line behind you and look at them with an 'I'm sure you all understand' look. FUCK YOU. You are the same people that just can't put their cell phone conversation on hold for 20 seconds while you order your venti no-whip-half-caff almond latte and spinach croissant - Instead you make eye contact with the waiter and raise that index finger. The index finger which happens to be the international signal for 'I am a socially retarded fuckhead.'

One time I saw an interview with Hootie (of the Blowfish), with his wife. It was a lovely 'What does Hootie and his wife do when he's at home and not packing fans into concerts at 20 or 30% of capacity' piece on some lame ass afternoon news biopic show. Anyway Hootie’s wife starts talking about kids and how they are such a miracle and (now she is actually tearing up) and she just can't understand how anyone wouldn't want to have children and HOW SHE JUST FEELS SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE. Oh yes honey, feel sorry for us. Obviously we are emotionally fractured because we don't share the same fervent desire to add our particular goo to this world's collective semen cesspool...

I don't hate children. I hate the parents that think they are entitled because they have children...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

25 Random Things...

(Inspired by the Facebook chain letter.)

25. I LOVE the smell of Pine-Sol and gasoline. My father owned a gas station/auto repair shop complete with Pine Sol scrubbed bathrooms.

24. Despite my misanthropic, humanity-hating tendencies, I can be quite pleasant around others... even children if they are cute and well-behaved.

23. I never hold grudges. It's a waste of personal energy and brain matter.

22. I didn't dress feminine until high school and wasn't comfortable in my skin until college.

21. Nearly 10 years ago, I wrote hundreds of poems on a Macbook and lost them all when the hard drive failed.

20. I don't drink alcohol. More than enough and I'll have seizures or a heart attack.

19. I don't work, and it's not because I'm lazy. I have extreme difficulties:
- Focusing.
- Working under authority.
- Complying with strict rules or corporate policies.
- Keeping myself mentally stimulated.

18. I am a piss poor writer. I am not articulate and my grammar is terrible. Yet, I do crosswords several times a day and write business reviews as a hobby. I also stutter and incorrectly pronounce several words (which results in "Where are you from? Oh, you have an accent, that's why I asked.")

17. I've had the following pets: LOTS of tropical fish, hamsters, guinea pigs (Squeak, Squeaky, and Squeakers), fancy rats (Mocha, Latte, Cappuchino, Espresso, Starbucks...), two green-cheeked conures (Piccadilly aka Pickles and Koda), chinchillas (Alvin, Simon, and Theodore), african pygmy hedgehog (Rommel), ball python (Lilith), columbian boa constrictor (Medea), savannah monitor lizard (Squeaky McSqueakers), and my cross-eyed Siamese named Halpert. When I think of my beloved Lilith, I can't help but cry. She was the best pet I've ever had.

16. My favorite TV shows are "The Office" and "The Big Bang Theory". They are the only shows ever that make me LOL.

15. I LOVE color, but I wear black. I call it the minimal, modern, slimming, heroin chic, starving artist, and bouncer look. Colors are just too fussy for me to wear. I try to wear color for special occasions or night outings.

14. Tilt-a-Whirl is my favorite carnival ride EVER!

13. I have 12 pairs of sunglasses, and no, I don't wear them at night.

12. I'd love to build a summer home in Colorado, Montana or somewhere in the Yukon.

11. I was a practicing Mahayana Buddhist until the end of high school, but I've always been an atheist.

10. I learned more Japanese in one year than three years of taking French. Japanese is somewhat easier than it seems.

9. I dream of flying... too much sometimes. Since I was a child, I have always envied birds for their ability to fly.

8. I love modern art, but can't stand the BS associated with its interpretations.

7. I use a spoon and a fork to eat. If I only have one choice, I'd choose a spoon over a fork (except for pasta and noodles). I HATE round plastic chopsticks!!

6. I think pregnant women are hideous, disgusting cows. There, I said it.

5. I watched Star Trek: TNG, DS9, and Voyager religiously.

4. I was in choir, orchestra (viola) and band (trombone) at the same time in middle school. Needless to say, it didn't work out. I stuck with the viola and piano, and played the latter in my high school's "Rent".

3. I wanted to the join the military a few years ago. The Marines in 1997 and the Navy in 2003 to be exact. WORST idea ever.

2. I am not patriotic. I won't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance or the National Anthem. To all the folks who give me evil eyes, fuck you.

1. I started my own comic strip when I was 10 and distributed it throughout my neighborhood. I can imagine the look on my neighbors' faces when they opened their mailbox to find random colored drawings with poorly written, unfunny captions.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

High Flight...

(Poem quoted by Ronald Reagan in his eulogy of the Challenger crew.)

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long delirious, burning blue,
I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew -
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God.

Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee
No 412 squadron, RCAF
Killed 11 December 1941

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

In fast motion ...

I wish my memory was good enough to remember verbatim.

Nearly everything is a blur. My mind operates at warp speed.

(Perhaps I need to take up meditation.)

What do I remember?

Steep front steps.
Losing my way down the stairs.
IKEA cart.
Freckles.
Warmth of thick hands.
Coarse texture.
Exercise ball.
Burning hot shower.
Heavy shivering.
Blade Runner poster.
Controlled stuttering. (Nervousness.)
Two front pockets.
Frozen legs.
Insane cat story. (TOO hilarious.)
Black round plastic chopsticks.
Leaving in the same direction.