I love being ...

Thin.

I can't help but chuckle when I think of fatass American majority spending billions of dollars a year on diet pills, plans, and exercise machines .. yet, heart disease is still the number one cause of death in this country.

I was never "fat", but back in the day (i.e. grade school) I wore medium sized shirts and 8 - 10 size pants. I started losing weight in college. Not that I needed to lose weight, of course. Being a vegetarian/pseudo-vegan definitely contributed to my weight loss. I never was a big eater in the first place (can you say, tomorrow's lunch?). Before you start thinking I have a eating disorder ... Shut up. I don't. What I wouldn't do for paneer makhani or pad thai with extra limes .. and another favorite of mine, thin crust cheese pizza with extra sauce (hence the "pseudo-vegan").

Damn it feels great to fit in size 2 jeans while other women use pliers and grease to zip into their size 12s.

Oh .. and when I wear black, I kind of like the starving artist and heroin chic look ... both of which I am neither.

And I look taller for my height (5'5"). A girl's dream.

To fatties: Either stop complaining about your cottage cheesy thighs or stop fucking eat so goddamn much and go for a walk (around a park, not to the nearest restaurant). And no, you're NOT beautiful just the way you are.

I can be an egotistical bitch sometimes. What can I say?